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	<title>Statusuri mess &#187; Statusuri funny</title>
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		<title>Statusuri funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. 1f u C4n r34D 7h1s u r34lly n33d 7o G37 l41d
2. Nu beau, nu fumez, nu ma droghez, nu-mi insel prietena, dorm de la 22 la 6, sunt foarte cuminte. Dar si cand ies din puscarie&#8230;
3. Bate si ti se va deschide&#8230; proces penal
4. evita mahmureala/ ramai beat
5. vino mama sa ma vezi, muncitor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri haioase</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Ai Bani !?… Hai la bere … N-ai bani !? … Dute vere !
2. O gãinã avea 2 picioare in special stângu` !
3. Se tin fetele de mine parca`si fii actor din filme!
4. Bate si ti se v-a deschide… proces penal !
5. Singurul mod de a va face calculatoarele sa mearga mai repede este [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri haioase</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Mi-am aprins becu sa sting lumina…
2. Ce ciuda imi este ca nu imi iese schema aia cum o da Ronaldinho de 7 ori in bara !!! Nu-l inteleg ce ghinion are…
3. Mergem la scoala sa nu ne plictisim acasa…
4. Fac teme ca altceva nu mi-o dat scoala…
5. Fuck dush… da shi pe tine daca [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. psihologul mi-a spus ca sunt nebun, vocile din cap insa imi spun ca nu e adevarat
2. viata e un joc de cacat &#8230; dar macar are grafica buna
3. daca intr-o zi femeia pe care o iubesti iti e infidela si-ti trece prin cap sa te arunci de pe balcon, adu-ti aminte ca ai coarne, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri haioase, statusuri amuzante, statusuri funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Fac cinste plateste vecinu!
2. Ma joc cu o grenada…psst… mi-a cazut cuiul pe jos…
3. Pauzele lungi si dese… cheia marilor succese!
4. Noaptea am cosmaruri pentru ca dor cu tine in pat!
5. Du-te lent si vino tare pentru mine n-ai valoare!!!

6. Ma tot uit la prezentari de moda dar niciodata nu vad pe strada asa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri amuzante, statusuri haioase, statusuri funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. psihologul mi-a spus ca sunt nebun, vocile din cap insa imi spun ca nu e adevarat
2. viata e un joc de cacat &#8230; dar macar are grafica buna
3. daca intr-o zi femeia pe care o iubesti iti e infidela si-ti trece prin cap sa te arunci de pe balcon, adu-ti aminte ca ai coarne, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>Statusuri funny, statusuri haioase, statusuri amuzante</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. &#8220;My name is Bond&#8230; Vaga Bond&#8221;
2. Invisible to Everyone
3. Save a tree eat a beaver
4. &#8220;Ne pare rau dar nu ai acces la acest utilizator de messenger&#8221;
5. Ma cheama Gabi, dar prietenii imi spun BA!

6. Oficial imi merge bine , neoficial e jale
7. astept sa-mi moara p#&#38;@,sa ma dedic in totalitate bauturii&#8230;
8. join the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri funny &#8211; Statusuri haioase</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Cand stapanul nu-i acasa, sar pe geam si intru-n casa.
2. Enervez in rate lunare
3. Le stiu pe toate &#8230;.da-s maritate
4. eu imi f*t viatza. .viatza ma f*te pe mine..suntem un cuplu fericit..si ne simtzim bine
5. Mama prostilor e mereu gravida

6. Nu-ti ridica femeia la cer ca te va insela cu primu inger
7. Prietenii falsi [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Statusuri funny, statusuri haioase, statusuri marfa, statusuri belea, statusuri noi amestecate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Dragostea eterna dureaza 3 luni.
2. Nu te baga in lumea drogurilor…..suntem si asa destul de multi
3. A avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memorie proasta.
4. Cel care se naste sarac si urat are mari sanse ca atunci cand o sa creasca…. sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.

6. Pestele care lupta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri belea</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Punctul G la femei se gaseste la sfarsitul cuvantului SHOPPING.
2. Fumatul poate sa ucida, cand e in stare de ebrietate.
3. Ochii care nu se vad se uita la fundul femeii tale.
4. Verigheta este cea mai mica catusa din lume
5. Consumul execesiv de fasole dauneaza grav sanatatii celor din jurul tau

6. STF = sa-ti traiasca [...]]]></description>
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